And what this really means, is that I’m sick to death of having to sit on the floor next to a single row of poorly curated books in the LGBT section of Barnes and Noble, as though books of interest to me are dirty secrets that need to be kept on hand just to prove a point, but hidden so no one finds them.
And I’m sick to death of finding books on sexuality that I would be interested in, if only they weren’t 50% concerned with cock.
And while we’re at it, chicks kissing dudes on tv…. who isn’t sick of that? Like I don’t fucking care about your angsty romances and shitty communication skills WHY THE FUCK AM I EXPECTED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS ALL THE GODDAMN TIME?!?!?!
I just want to be able to browse a bookstore and find literature relevant to my life, which is to say, I want well written lesbian erotica with a BDSM slant and I don’t want to have to descend 5 flights of stairs into the dungeon, navigate the labyrinth, and slay the dragon to get to it. (I might be exaggerating now)
Sweet Baby Jesus, do you know how many books there are in plain view of the cafe with heteroporn on the cover, how many books about how to spice up your marriage, how to give a great blow job, how to make her cum, how to have a healthy marriage, kama sutra, sex positions for every day of the year, a whole fucking row of published letters to penthouse, two whole fucking bookshelves of the stuff.
We get a row. And we share it with the gay dudes, who, frankly, dominate the row, because, you know….. men are important.
And then I’ll turn on the tv and it’ll be straight people everywhere. Straight people and their kids. Straight people having sex. Straight people having awkward dating adventures. Straight people doing things unrelated to their sexuality. And then I’ll go to facebook and every motherfucking person I know will be posting about their perfect straight family and all their cute little kids that they made out of thin air, probably by accident, and then I’ll go to tumblr and it’ll be fucking disney princesses and their dashing princes and little babies.
Sometimes I get so fucking sick of all you straight people. Make some room. Move the fuck over.
All I want is a fucking gay book about fucking gay sex.
P.S. I realize that no straight people will read this. I just had to get it out of my system.
P.P.S. Checking my privilege, because sweet lord the white people everywhere must piss some of you off, and I am one of them.@5 months ago with 38 notes
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